Possible reasons for not following through on my big fancy blog promise.
change of heart: big fancy blog? I don’t need no stinkin fancy blog! I laugh in the face of fancy! bahahaha
emergency priority shift: insert long heroic story about saving orphans and preventing worldwide chaos and walking little old ladies across streets, all while developing a so-simple-I-can’t-believe-no-one-else-has-thought-of-it cure for the common cold.
the real deal: I fell asleep on the couch with all my clothes on and contact lenses still attached to my eyeballs.
But the tree is up. Progress made. Wonder who wants Dunkin Donuts.
Sha-pow! 