Possible reasons for not following through on my big fancy blog promise.
change of heart: big fancy blog? I don’t need no stinkin fancy blog! I laugh in the face of fancy! bahahaha
emergency priority shift: insert long heroic story about saving orphans and preventing worldwide chaos and walking little old ladies across streets, all while developing a so-simple-I-can’t-believe-no-one-else-has-thought-of-it cure for the common cold.
the real deal: I fell asleep on the couch with all my clothes on and contact lenses still attached to my eyeballs.
But the tree is up. Progress made. Wonder who wants Dunkin Donuts.