Life of liberty,
happy futures,
always wears his BR britches.

Likes the beach
but not the shorts,
don’t know if he’ll ride a horse.

Lawd, the guns,
and fast vehicles.
quiz him on past participles.

Wants his sleep
and his coffee cup.
Heaven help you if you wake him up.

Moody bluesy,
hates getting old,
OUTSTANDING! when he pays a toll.

Helps out strangers
by giving a ride,
insists that he’s all about self inside.

Has good hair,
can turn a phrase,
Johnny will be here in just 8 days!