“Fake my death and never be found”– is that a possibility?

Things that I’m completely stressed out about this week:
1. Making my presell numbers for work.
2. Creating and maintaining a zero-balance budget, Dave Ramsey style.
3. Relationshippy things.
4. Abby and college.
5. Kate and high school.

Basically every facet of life is giving me some sort of trouble lately. Flight mode is activated! Alert!